The Cambridge Duet (1862)

Punch (October 11, 1862)

As Performed before the British Association.

Professor O.	Professor H.

Professor O.	H––y, don't kick up a scrimmage, Take these brains, and mark their shape: Made in Providence's image, Man must not be called an Ape.
Professor H.	O––n, I am noways funky, And maintain that this is true: Man is really but a Monkey, Save in moral points of view.
Professor O.	Man's no	} Monkey.
Professor H.	Man's a
Both.	From this fix, there's no escape.
Professor O.	He is drunky.
Professor H.	He's a flunkey.
Professor O.	} Who {	asserts	} that Man's an Ape.
Professor H.		denies